Robot Chicken can be very witty and clever at times, but it can also be very, very stupid and annoying. It's kind of like trying to fish a five dollar bill out of a porta-john. Sure it's a five dollar bill, but is worth digging through that much shit to get?

The comments are the only reason I stuck out the whole season.

I probably wouldn't have thought it was as horrible as it was if I hadn't binge watched season two about three episodes into season three. Season two was just such a fun ride I couldn't believe what a steaming pile three was.

Somebody ought to set Roose on all of them!

That actually sounds like an awesome premise for an epic chick-flick. A woman torn between a rich, handsome ivy-league doctor, or a world class waffle eating Champion with a heart of gold. Who will she choose?

I genuinely regret not going to college. I was a piss-poor student in high school, and upon graduation I had a union job that I had been working at since my sophomore year and was making a pretty good wage. I always thought about going, but even as it was not as expensive as it is now, I just couldn't justify going.…

I wonder if the guy would have any interest in my new line of " Honkies " figurines?

I'll be done with AHS after season 4 if they don't step it up a bit.

I'm kinda sticking with " Well, it can't possibly be worse than season 3. "

Hmmm…. Not sure how to feel about this. Last season was just so bloody awful.

The price of knowing where the best tacos are is eternal vigilance!

Are you insane man? Do you really want to go through this world not knowing what 15 cities have the best tacos? You really live a small, sad life….

Can you beat an Ivy league surgeon? If you can, give her a call, you seem a lot more hip than him.

When did you meet my sister?

Dickish? I'm honestly impressed how close you were to what I actually said when it just looks like I typed a bunch of random gibberish.

… You know who.

You should be working for the military as a code breaker. What i said was:
I'm starting to think this Game of Thrones thing is getting out of hand. I mean give me a fucking break already! Seriously A.V. Club! Talk about Star Wars or something! Or maybe just…
.
.
.
.
OF COCK!!!
All I did was hit a key next to the letter of…

You have to start as an apprentice marauder working with a master. It's a 5-7 year program.

I never really liked the taste of Jagermeister to begin with, but after a bachelor party where the groom insisted on everyone drinking " Screaming Nazis ", ( a shot that is half Jager / half Rumpleminze ) i got so fucking sick I think the force of my projectile vomiting could have put a dent in a Sherman Tank.
I think…

I wouldn't worry about your children going to College or not. If they're elementary school age now, by the time they are college age, society will have fallen apart. They'll be able to get excellent jobs defending Bartertown from roving packs of crazed marauders. Those jobs will require no formal educational training,…