Let the Mom jokes begin in 3..2…1… GO!

Brilliant Disguise is one of my favorite bummer songs.

Those eggs he lays are also fucking atrocious. God knows what must hatch from those chocolate, snot-filled abominations.

You're not fooling anyone VanDerWerff. We know all the other reviews are written by you under clever pen names.

Yeah, that seems to be a growing trend with cops everywhere. Here's one of my hometown favorites:
www.thefullwiki.org/Derek_Hale

I am so using Lorne's little speech next time I get pulled over by the cops. I'll be sure to post all the details of the brutal beating / tasering that will follow.

Christ, that show is boring…

The AV Club

As bad as the new crop of horror movies may be ( Oculus and the like ) at least they're original.

We know you're not here to judge, it's as plain as the nose on your face!

Who won the " Best Tweet " Pulitzer?

Knotting? What's that?
* Googles Knotting on Urban Dictionary, sighs *
[Cartman voice]
Goddamnit Arran….

I haven't seen Cosmos. Can you give me some examples? I've heard the show is getting a lot of praise.

* shrugs * " Eh."

Abradolph Linkler? I think Rick just out-crazied Krieger for the most batshit insane scientist in an animated series.

" That's not what you said last night! "
" That was the Pruno talking…"
Oh prison toilet wine, how many romantic misunderstandings have you been responsible for?

Glad they didn't have the daughter decide to keep the baby. That would have been way to sit-commy. Is this show definitely getting a second season? Not really that invested in it, but it's miles ahead of every shit show that precedes it.

That may have been the first time I ever laughed at Family Circus.

LIAR! JOE WOULD TELL OBAMA TO GO FUCK HIMSELF, POP A COORS LIGHT TALLBOY,AND PEEL OFF IN HIS TRANS AM!

Please, someone come up with an avatar for " JUGGALOBAMA ".