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The Bishop
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When did he portray Dikachu?

Disqus you Maniacs! You blew up the AV Club! Ah, Damn You! Goddamn you all to Hell!

" Run to the Hills! Run for some brews!"

It wasn't a trick, it was an illusion. A trick is something a prostitute does…

I love how my edits take three or four tries to actually correct my mistakes. Now I can look dumber longer.

Liked for " Tidy Boi ". Please don't correct that.

Best O'Neal photoshop of the week.

I hear she has already signed on for Return to the Planet of the Valley of the Shadow of the Apes.

I read Transmetropolitan monthly and there were really no excessive delays. I think toward the end it was staggered a little, but nothing like his other works. I think if you sign with Marvel or DC you are held to a contract that doesn't allow for the " whenever I feel like it " schedule that a lot of creators seem to

If it was TLC these days I'm sure Jesus would turn water into Mountain Dew and RedBull and feed thousands of braindead hicks with one box of 'sketti.

I can remember a kid I knew growing up who had just about every Star Wars and GI Joe toy you could imagine. He had them all in a huge battle formation set up in his basement. Me and another friend of mine went over to his house one time and were as happy as kids on Christmas morning. As we went to start playing with

Enough of all these filthy sex Newswires! Won't somebody please think of the children !?!
* realizes that probably is really something no one wants to hear from a Bishop *

The AV Club turned into a hardcore pornography site so gradually I didn't even notice…

My Favorite was Charles Burns' Black Hole. I picked up the first couple of issues in 1996 and when I didn't see it anymore I just assumed it had been cancelled. Then I saw the Trade in Borders in 2008 and saw it had taken him 10 years to write 12 issues. Now that is some serious foot-dragging there. Good stuff, though…

Was that when Miller really started to suck? I lost interest in Sin City pretty quickly and never really read much more than The Dark Knight returns and Year one. Holy Christ All-Star was dreadful…

Warren Ellis used to aggravate the shit out of me with his drag-ass comics schedule. I'm still pissed he just gave up on Fell and Desolation Jones.

Can't you give him the Lazarus treatment?

Nothing against India, but why are we defending a tourist attraction?

Cobra Commander: " All right! I loved him! There, I said it! "
Zartan: " Called it! "
I liked this episode because it took so many shots at a show I loved as a kid, but realize how painfully dumb it was. The look of horror on everyone's faces as Jeff killed Destro killed me, and then his piss-poor attempt at suppressing