I'm thinking, a movie about the talking dog Jesus had growing up? People love dogs, and people love Jesus.

I read one Turtledove novel where the Civil War was still going on in the year 1918. I love the idea of alternate history, how the world would be altered by a different turn of events, but the book sucked hard. I've looked at some of Turtledove's other books, and Holy Christ they look ridiculous. One that stood out to…

Fatherland by Robert Harris was a pretty good book on what would happen if the Nazi's didn't lose WW2. They made a movie which starred Rutger Hauer that I have not seen, but heard was pretty good.

Right? And lose the lame orchestra music. Get some Kick-ass rock!

Says you. I doubt a series of films about Middle Earth would have any awesome explosions, badass robots, or wise-cracking turtles. Or would they? I haven't read Silmarillion.

I actually have seen none of the Toy Story films. The only Pixar movie I saw was Bug's Life, and I liked it, but I don't have kids so I don't go out of my way to see these movies. Not to say they aren't good, I just have so many other films on my " to see " list these types of films don't even rate.

I still go with: " Maybe you shouldn't look for logic in a book written thousands of years ago by people who didn't have as good a grasp on science as an average third-grader. "

If you can't find a life mate you get turned into an animal? Do you get to pick the animal you get turned into? I'd like to be a Red Panda…

Good sir, I would say he is quite the Jackanape, perhaps even a coxcomb!

I heard Mel Gibson wants to do a Judah Maccabee movie. I'd rather see a Michael Bay / Battle of Jericho film.

I'm an Agnostic, but i'm really thinking about finding some way to cash in on this trend. I could probably write a hacky christian film or two. It doesn't sound like it would be to difficult. I read " The Shack " after a copy was given to me by a family friend, and while it was hysterically bad, it was a bestseller.

" Oh my God! They ate Glenn! "
" Well, we better hurry up and escape! They're going to be hungry again in about an ho-

Did I miss the part in the episode where Rick strangled Joe's pal where he was Identified by anyone in the gang? I assumed he didn't know who killed him, only that he was killed and left to turn.

I was never a fan of Ben and Kate. The show just never clicked with me. Sadly, I now know how fans of the show felt. Eat a dick FOX. Hell, eat a whole bucket of dicks…

Please God, Let this happen.

I don't think another comment has had me laughing as hard for as long as that one.

I absolutely loved Gin Rummy's rant against texting:
" What's wrong with texting? "
" Oh, you mean other than the fact that it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Who in their right mind would spend fifteen minutes trying to type some shit they could have called and said in ten seconds? Plus, it involves typing…

Way to stick it to The Man!

[ Eric Cartman voice ]
Goddamnit Verde…

I still dream about meeting some of the miserable pricks who used to give me shit when I worked retail. I worked at a customer service desk at a supermarket for a lot of years and had to put up with some ridiculous shit.