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The Bishop
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I always loved reading horror stories and novels, but as far as the films are concerned, they just suck.

I know, I know. I'm not really the world's biggest film buff, I could rattle off a ton of Classic movies I have not seen. I just never think about it when I have the time to watch a movie. Trust me, Iv'e had " YOU'VE NEVER SEEN PSYCHO !?! " screamed at me by just about everyone iv'e ever talked movies with.

I really need to revisit that film. It's been about 20 years since I last saw it. I still haven't gotten around to Psycho yet. Loved The Birds when I saw it though

I thought Vertigo was good, but don't you think it could have been a lot shorter? The scenes where Stewart is following Novak seemed to go on way too long.

That would have been excruciating, she really can't act for shit.

Thanks a lot Captain Killjoy!

If you watch the alternate endings on the DVD bonus features, I seem to recall something like that being one of the alternate endings.

Seriously? Jesus Christ, Ushers really need to be armed with tasers and given the authority to use them for shit like that.

I'd put my bad experiences at dollar theaters at about 70%. Unfortunately, that's the same percentage as at regular theaters, and I never had a problem walking out on a dollar movie.

That's great, but I love the " Robocop Counseling " pic. If Robocop can't cheer up Sad Keanu then all hope is lost.

You still have access to a Dollar Theater? I thought those all went the way of the Video store….

Come on now, Waterworld didn't need a preachy message to make it suck.

Groovy…

It's about time for another Donovan's Brain remake, isn't it?

The book was a pretty good read.

I'd plant myself down for a couple of hours to watch this.

My sister is married to a guy with a twin brother. They are both highly educated, one went to Yale Med school, the other to U Mass, are both practicing physicians, and both have the less common sense than The Three Stooges.

Thus we get the expression " bird brain ".

I'll just file that away for future nightmares…

Have Otto, Barney, and Disco Stu go try to rip off a guy during a Cocaine deal. Have one of them shot and killed after the deal goes bad while Night Rangers " Sister Christian " plays in the background.