" The Day the Clown Exploded " starring Jerry Lewis.

* Eastman and Laird read article, sigh deeply, shrug shoulders, take enormous checks to bank*

I changed it back to make your comment work,. I hope it's not going too far…

I'm going to like this comment, but i'm not going to feel very good about doing it…

" Optimus Prime is dead. " — Megatron

" I never met a man I didn't like." —- Jeffery Dahmer

I only saw the first season. Did they tone down the " 300 " style of slow motion action? That shit really got on my nerves after a while.

Okay. I am also rarely being serious on the majority of my posts, but I apologize if I have offended.

How so?

No, I'd nail him prison or not. Some things you have to do just to be able to tell the story. Also, I just saw him post bail on TV. I'm pretty sure the chance of him seeing the inside of a jail cell is about the same as me becoming a teen pop-star.

Bieber…Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

My mom thinks Beib is cool.

I wish I could tell you that The Bieb fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that- but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew…

Justin Beiber film in 2013: Believe
Justin Beiber film in 2014: Can you Believe this shit?

I was wondering, " Why is there a Miley Cyrus photo accompanying this Newswire? "

Joe Hill?

Uhg. Stop destroying my fond memories of that book please. I read it in Junior High about 28 years ago, and loved it then. Don't think I could bear a to give it a second read.

I'd rather he play Tom Cullen. M-O-O-N spells BITCH!

How can they not fuck this up? Of course, i'm of the mind King did a pretty good job of fucking up the series on his own with those last three books in the series. And as much as I like Olyphant, I still want Clint Eastwood as Roland. Think of the hysterical conversations he could have with Detta's Wheelchair!

True, but that was on an army base. They may have been stationed there, but I don't think many of them were from the area. I'd re-read that book, but I fear it might ruin the fond memories I have of it.