Seriously. I'm still paying off medical bills from cancer procedures and chemo from years ago and I had insurance.

" I was happy ever after for him"? He really knows how to turn a phrase, don't he?

Watching The Daily Show last night, his guest Stephen Brill was talking about the pricing on Medical procedures in the American health care system. He told a story about a man who needed a cancer drug that cost 13 thousand dollars that had to be paid for up front. It cost the company who made the drug 300 dollars to…

Really? That's weird, my nickname in high school was also " oxpecker ".

I will ask for spoilers if there isn't any chance in Hell i'm going to see the movie. A friend of mine was telling me about Human Centipede, and I asked him how it ended. He told me he didn't want to ruin it for me, to which I responded that it sounds like an awful movie that I would not waste the time to sit through…

Do you also do children's parties?

A quote from an interview with Michael Caine:
" They were there. They were real. There was no imagination. They were real and he was with Anne, the cat lady, and I was happy ever after for him as I told him during the picture."

That's how I read it.

Our local paper had a guy like that as well. No warning, just tells you the big twist or how the movie ends. His reviews also made me wonder if he even saw the movies he was reviewing.

" I can't go through with it! I was going to prank you guys. I had a couple of guys out in the parking lot wearing ski masks. They were going to kidnap us, and I was going to get shot. Then they were going to drive the van into the river, and some divers were going to rescue you and then you'd see me standing there on…

Ben's attempt at a prank was brilliant. The fact that he was a nervous mess trying to go through with it, and then the actual prank itself was so over the top. Kind reminiscent of the Winston from New Girl extreme pranks. Loved Donna's reaction to it.

" Have you ever killed a squirrel with a slingshot, realized you felt nothing, and wondered if it would be the same if you did it to a person?" How long Abed considered his answer to that question before he said no, and the rest of the groups reaction may be one of the best Abed bits ever.

A. Best of the season so far.

" Gay murderer says what?"

NO! Resist the urge to listen to Satan's music! Here, you can borrow my Stryper tape…

Wow. It's really cool of these guys to find the time to do this. What, with all the pussy they must be getting.

He really has to stop overselling his jokes. Dude, you got the laugh, move on…

I understand this album just sold enough copies to earn a Myrrh record.

Chris Hardwick would be a lot more tolerable if he toned down the enthusiasm a bit. The show doesn't completely suck, as some of the guests are funny, but I would rather see the Jeselnik Offensive come back.

Meanwhile, Mac Davis sucks it in the ghetto…