"Personal attacks?" Come on.

It's not Charlotte and Sasha who are causing nobody else to have anything to do, it's the useless mid-carders and their go-nowhere heatless storylines not having their time slashed.

Nikki-Carmella wasn't dampened by being after HIAC, it was dampened by being a no-DQ match between someone still developing as a wrestler who's been a heel for a short amount of time in her career and someone just returning from major neck surgery.

Yeah, I assume they knew Enzo & Cass would be nearby and Lana being seen to split off from Rusev would be the red rag.

Zayn is basically Neville at this point, the plucky face Owens beats every few weeks when he has nothing better to do. (In fact, where is Neville? There's not even been a barely-sourced rumor about why he's only been on Raw three times since August, and one of those was a battle royal. He's not injured either, he's…

The Revival are in Australia for the NXT tour for the next week or so, unfortunately.

I can't wait for someone - Reigns, Styles, Ambrose, whoever - to do a comedic run-in during Cena's monologue to audience silence because it's not 2001 any more and nobody knows who these people are.

Magnificent work as always, although I have to note the list's lack of Peaness

ANY WOMAN WITH TWO HANDS HAS A FUCKING CHANCE

Plot twist: Cena's screen daughter loses her virginity to AJ Styles.

Except Rocky Maivia lasted six months before he turned to join the Nation of Domination and, oh yeah, didn't main event two Wrestlemanias.

They've run the feud into a huge paradox that does nobody any good - it's a great match, had all the storytelling they don't do in the build, and yet nobody really wants to see it right now and everyone knows (or thinks they know) what's coming at the PPV, especially with Ric turning up again right at the end. Even…

Really wouldn't say Becky isn't getting a reaction - the beloved multimedia star Nikki came back from career-threatening injury and Becky was outdoing her for pops within a couple of weeks. Carmella was getting somewhere as a heel but then the feud continued after she lost clean.

He lampshaded it on Twitter as an example of how angry he can get.

She was working house shows until June, when either someone decided she wasn't going to make it (apparently she wasn't doing a lot in the matches) or Total Divas filming ended, whichever was seen as her priority.

Problem is nobody is interested in Roman Reigns, Face Of WWE. It doesn't help that he comes across as an entitled jerk IRL but I'm not sure he's had any mainstream interest this year, even at Mania the reports skipped past the main event because they were more interested in Shane's jump, the legends beating up League…

Dana was brought up to partner Emma against Becky, but then Emma got injured almost immediately. It's telling that they've really dropped back on her screen time and influence since that match she botched pinning Bayley illegally and nearly killed their golden goose - the rumors Charlotte was going to turn on her have…

Apparently she's being billed as a heel for upcoming house shows, but also in the Yay Women era introducing someone as a vain fashion plate is a very heel move.

Except I've read somewhere that at the point Charlotte's combined Divas/Womens' title run beat Nikki's Divas record she'd defended the title the same number of times, which was the same as AJ. She didn't have long periods off defending it, she just rarely had title matches on TV.

And she injured Bayley to get a Takeover match with Asuka. But in both cases that was what was self-defeating about their jobber starts - if you're that confident, the champions are right there.