No offense, but your father has terrible taste.

I was obsessed with Power Rangers too, but my parents did everything they could to avoid it, including not bringing me to see either of the movies. They said it was too violent, as if that show taught anyone how to practically fight.

I got my dad to take take me to see Sweeney Todd back when I was 17, seeing as how I had no job or car at the time, by telling him it was an awesome horror movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp. However, I neglected to tell him it was a musical, and as soon as the opening credits finished, he turned…

Exactly. Michael Chiklis was blacklisted in Hollywood for several years because he played the late John Belushi in Wired, and everyone blamed him for taking the role, even though he was just a struggling actor at the time and that was his first movie. Anyone in his position would've taken such a role, and I'm sure…

Someone had a childhood. I mean, not a great childhood, but a childhood nonetheless.