You know what they say about big shoe sandwiches.

I wish someone had said this back when Rabin got the boot from the 30 Rock reviews.

I wish someone had said this back when Rabin got the boot from the 30 Rock reviews.

Is that Egg?

Is that Egg?

You have to cook the shit out of it with lots of garlic. I hated it too for a long time, but it's actually pretty good with pasta.

You have to cook the shit out of it with lots of garlic. I hated it too for a long time, but it's actually pretty good with pasta.

And pastiness. Consuming pastiness.

And pastiness. Consuming pastiness.

Rick Steves won't give up on public TV, that joint-smoking Commie.

Rick Steves won't give up on public TV, that joint-smoking Commie.

If Richman lives for another decade, I'll make a sandwich out of my shoes and eat it.

If Richman lives for another decade, I'll make a sandwich out of my shoes and eat it.

You could listen to it for free and send him a letter telling him so. Then sign it "Woody Allen."

You could listen to it for free and send him a letter telling him so. Then sign it "Woody Allen."

Oldest. Holy balls.

Oldest. Holy balls.

Adjective-wise, this is my favorite review of Heller's in some time. I will be stealing the phrase "Slopping barnacled________."

Adjective-wise, this is my favorite review of Heller's in some time. I will be stealing the phrase "Slopping barnacled________."

I'm with you - always liked that poor little redheaded stepchild. One of the few sci-fi movies I've seen that made me feel literally dirty - those trademark Fincher visual elements that everyone loved in movies like Se7en are there, and though the premise is pretty flawed, it has a fantastic supporting cast (Charles…