FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FI—KISS! KISS!

Yep, I was going to do a "Well, actually", but your brother's right. Maybe it's more of a symbolic thing, like the Olympic torch, or the popular vote.

"I used to have a friend"

Thanks Obama.

Hell yeah, Will! Now where are my Middle reviews?!?

"My eyes are seeing double!"

AND mustard!?? Savages.

It's like he thinks he has to constantly avenge Ponyboy - his worldview is all "Soshes gotta get stomped".

To the question about why Negan needs a wife, in the comics he had a harem made up of the wives/girlfriends of the men working for him, among others. While he's espoused a "no rape" policy, it's about power and the illusion of consent, which makes it just as bad; cuckolding is just a game to him, but it's a hostage…

Challenge. Accepted.

Not gonna lie, that is one fine looking man.

Eh, it still beats Fear The Walking Dead

David S. Pumpkins seemed like a throwback to the 80's eps that Hanks hosted, too. I was surprised that he only hosted nine times- I thought he'd be up to nearly twice that by now.

So, about par for the course.

Fuckin' Illinois Nazis

Jason Bourne is off the grid, living his life as best he can, until the CIA comes after him and his girl. His female companion is shot in the back by an assassin while being chased by the Agency, and he's really broken up about it. He then teams up with another female agent to get revenge, going after the shadowy…

It's on my list. I was a little burned by "Vinyl"- hopefully this period piece about music in NYC is better.

Steve Harris from "The Practice" ("I'll gut you…BOY").

"Snowpiercer" is a great film that came 40 years too late. It is something that Jodorowsky would've made in his prime, thematically and narratively. I'm looking for a "Great Job, Internet!" where there's a cut of the film given an antique filter to it, because it feels like it would've been right at home in 1973.

HOW DARE YOU! THAT QUESTION IS ODDLY HOSTILE.