These guys look like a couple of pro wrestlers, their bulky frames taking up a lot of the screen (and casting doubt as how anyone could think they could be secret agents).

Can a zombie spambot truly be undead? If a spambot, who I think we can agree lacks sentience yet has motor control to go about daily life, is consumed by a zombie, does that make it a double zombie bot? Heavy, man.

Burt Reynolds
:::BOOM:::
"Ooh, get Rosie O'Donnell!"
"Nah, too easy"

MISOGYNIST! Do NOT question how the Wonder Woman movie is supposed to make sense. That was a microaggression, by the way.

This is all true. However, Warner Brothers are still on a Cavill high, and had greenlit the Superman sequel before it even went into wide release.

Disney to Fox: "Tranks a lot!"

BAH GAWD- HE JUST RAN INTO THE TACKLING DUMMY!

No matter how bad Clerks III is, it won’t be worse than this.

Hey, either way it's fatal.

Jimmy would like to tweet an obscure Deep Purple lyric as a rejoinder. He just can't find his phone at the moment.

Hey! #AllLivesMatter, okay?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did she work at Oasis? I bet it was Oasis.

Hulkamania's about to run wild; the continuance of the trial, which was supposed to start very recently but was postponed to later this fall, was loudly celebrated by Denton as a win- now it's just going to help Hogan's legal team in their discovery process. Considering the nature of the suit and that Florida law…

The fact that they thought it would be cute to go after the CFO of Conde Nast as a way to, I don't know, get back at Reddit (somehow?) shows just how awful the masthead, and the staff in general, have become. It's a shame that Lifehacker and io9 are getting tied up in all this (especially disappointing to read…

If this was Kinja, I'd post the GIF of Colbert eating popcorn. It's a meltdown wrapped in a trainwreck inside a shitstorm; the fact that it provoked a mutiny that led to a civil war, with the possibility of a larger lawsuit looming over Denton's gigantic head, makes it all the sweeter.

I guarantee that this was said at some point at the drawing board:
"Cersei was Sarah Conner, so why not Daeny too? That'll appease the nerds!. Also, get me Sam Courtney- no, wait, Jai Worthington! One of them'll do."

Agreed, though it sounded like he was doing a particularly over the top Paul Lynde impression (throw in some of Roger the Alien's sociopathic tics, and you've got the complete package).

Maybe there was a bonus involved for smothering the Dissolve.

It's the first step in becoming a spambot- er, or so I've heard…..they didn't teach this stuff in school, so I'm winging it.