Best athlete at the Special Olympics.

Douchily. I'll allow it.

Is it that there's twenty nine of them?

So the other night I'm with this chick; wine, candles music.  You know the drill.  Just as we're getting to the good stuff, really going hot and heavy, she starts in with the questions.  "Are you into pedophilia?  Are you some kind of pedophile?"
I said. "Whoa!  Hey, hey, hey!  That's pretty big word for a…

@avclub-e463f97ca6bc46b1ba706474e108c7e1:disqus, it's both sales and service.  Yes, they serve to guests the food and beverage ordered, extra services being a good joke here or there, refereeing disputes, cleaning up after kids, and educating about food or bevs.  It's sales in that most people tip as an average of…

@avclub-e463f97ca6bc46b1ba706474e108c7e1:disqus, it's both sales and service.  Yes, they serve to guests the food and beverage ordered, extra services being a good joke here or there, refereeing disputes, cleaning up after kids, and educating about food or bevs.  It's sales in that most people tip as an average of…

Pretty sure you meant One More Time there.

Pretty sure you meant One More Time there.

Let the game come to you.

Let the game come to you.

I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'.I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'.I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'. I was drinkin'.

@OP:
Don't for a second think that no one noticed your successful namesies. C-A, etc.

Good idea. Lovely cane weather!

Smartphones are the end of Bullshit.
e.g.
You think Henry Ford invented the automobile? Fuck you, the Wiki-in-my-pocket says it was Karl Benz. Pay up, bullshitter.

Clear mobile hotspot/ Verizon MiFi + prepaid Wifi-enabled phone = lower bills

@ goosio
motorola i1 ftw

Tragedy tomorrow
Comedy tonight

A week or two ago they busted up Deep Ellum's Elbow Room. I smoked a joint in that bar once!

You're right not to trust them, as in fact, Community currently airs 8 PM EDT, 7 PM CDT on Thursdays.

For those hating on Muppets Tonight because there were new characters, please remember that The Muppet Show introduced many new characters. Scooter, Statler & Waldorf, Gonzo, Fozzie, Miss Fucking Piggy.
Plus Muppets Tonight was followed by Jim Henson's The Storyteller, available now on Netflix Streaming. Now THAT was…