Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.

sad piano music
If only Ferrigno were on patrol along our Canadian border, then we could all play a game that my buddy Jesse Reynolds likes to call "Deaf or French Canadian"…

I want Andrew Koenig's suicide reexamined!

Still waiting with bated breath for WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 3D

Sort of like "My wife isn't really cheating on me, it was only a blowj"

Hopefully this will enable the site to feature more ads from Gillette.

Give him a break, he's Part Animal, Part Machine

Did somebody say "Starjammers"?

Thank the Lord…
…I TIVO'd the entire run of Jay Leno's 10 o'clock show to watch instead of these three shit shows.

Mission Accomplished

his best album was Kihnspiracy…

To Quote Raheem Abdul Mohammed:
(regarding the Ron Howard film Night Shift) "It's the story about two pimps and wasn't no brothers in it? I don't know whether to say "Thank you" or punch you in your mouth, man. "

I am too busy reading what Slavoj Zizek has to say about the Burt Reynolds romp Cop and 1/2 and how it represents what Jacques Lacan considered "the mirror stage"…yeah, doing that and updating my profile on Zoosk

What, no love….
…for Lisa Blount who also kicked the bucket?

Has Comicon taught us nothing?
Just great,they push Caprica aside to run even more episodes of Ghost Hunters and movies like Sharktopus and Monsterwolf.

Randy Quaid
I wonder if the star whackers will be able to discern between the not-so-sane Randy Quaid and the not-so-famous Randy Quaid…lives could be in jeopardy…

Too,there are far fewer "True Believers" out there to bilk for milk money than there were when the Incredible Hulk seemed fresh and interesting. Can anyone possibly care about another re-hash of the formulaic origin story? Lee should just enjoy being the cultural commodity that he has become, do guest shots on tv…

At least we still have Dutch Mantell

My Grandma is dynamite!

Airbrushed tights = FAIL