All too often, death is wasted on the old and infirmed.

I'd need a stiff drink after having to play that watered down, strip club bullshit music "just one more time to have a few laughs with the fellas, and make some money with the boys". Dude shoulda pulled a Layne Staley and checked out with one last "epic binge, brah"…

Puts a new spin on the dichotomy between the raggedy man and auntie entity

I hope he gets raped by a pack of Don Drapers.

So wait, I get it…it's a vanity project about a fictitious vanity project. How meta-textual, indeed.

…and the AVClub is still awaiting a successful first worthy of payment

I'm looking forward to the long awaited MC Ren themed malt liquor that is soon to hit the shelves.

It's like Shyamalan's copy of Sartre's NO EXIT was missing a final scene

Sir, I will have you know that Michael Jackson — The King of Pop — was once a 10 year old Hoosier. Look at how well adjusted he turned out to be…oh wait…erm. Um. Carry on…yeah…Killing any 10 year old in Indiana is probably doing us all a favor somewhere down the road.

Sign me up, just as long as Corey Feldman and Macaulay Culkin appear young and buff…

Sadly Max Hardcore is still serving jail time.

I want to bust off in her keester

Apparently, there was no "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" in they GI JOE universe. Which explains Gung Ho and Shipwreck.

Can't we just go back to a simpler time, where Philp Seymour Hoffman had to deliver ditties like: "I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears. Fuck you… " ???

Warner Brothers pictures let the wrong Afflect direct a movie, and illicit drugs took Phoenix

Yawh paht of da prawblem

"Yo, I couldn't love another steed like I love you, Rosinante"

I think it was "Who the fuck cares about CCH Pounder" or something…

Matt Houston got two seasons from this kind of drivel.

I see a dead career.