Oooooh!!! My lawyers are the beee-heeeest! They got me 60 G's because some lady jumped out at me.
Lose the profile picture, it makes you look too yellow

Oooooooohhh!!! Yo VanDerWerff, I was VanDerWondering if I could crash on your couch for a few nights, cuz I fiiiiiled for ba-hay-nkruptcy! Also, this article is disappointing and sad, and doesn't go with your shoelaces