That's pig for "Meee-ooow!"

Oink.  Oink.

They don't call him Li'l Wolverine for nothing.

They eat old people's medicine for fuel!

I can't wait to read Marc Maron's scathing review of this.

"My colon!  This chemo does nothing!"

You know THEY'RE supposed to pay YOU to be an extra, right?

On the other hand, punctuation at the start of band names is fucking awesome.

So now my iPod is going to have both "Jay-Z" AND "Jay Z"?  FUCK THAT.

I wonder what the dog from Air Bud is up to these days?  I haven't seen him in anything since that one commercial with Sarah McLachlan in it.

I just had a nice chuckle reminiscing about those ridiculously long POV flying kicks.

My future brother-in-law took me to see this in the theater.  When I was NINE.

I always assumed they were serial killers.

I'll wait to see if Chappelle shows up to the first few dates before I'll buy tickets.

You can't just throw them away!

Jesus, look at all these leathery bags!  And this table full of purses!

*SPOILERS*

"Hi, God.  This is Jonah Hill.  From Moneyball."

Does Superman demonstrate his power to go slow-fast-slow?

In retrospect, I realize that this looks like a firstie, but I genuinely want to know.  I haven't seen a good firstie since back when I got CancerAIDS.