Citation needed
Clearly, this press release needs footnotes because millions of shoes implies at 500,000 pairs combined for those celebrities, which seems really, really unlikely…maybe the press agent is including Michael Jordan in the "and more" to get to millions of shoes sold.

oooh, logic
Sigh…I wish I got paid six figures to point out that angels are waaaaay more marketable than vampires….the fact publishers have somebody to sit around and think about this…amazing…I thought they just plugged everything into a vast 2nd hand Disney Network script generator to come up with any new YA fiction…

Gee, thanks for getting my hopes up that Nailed might involve a politically incorrect biography of Jesus…but, no, just a lame romcom…ugh…

That inserted scene at the Burrow…
****spoiler possible****