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Where do novelty statues go?

Shouldn't there be a sax in there somewhere?

You can't win, Briggs! This gal will kill you to death inside of three rounds! She ain't just another fighter, she's a wrecking machine! And she's hungry!

I didn't do it.

Let me know when those finger-poppin' Jets show up.

Disappointed in Corey Feldman? Hey the line's over here pal.

Woody's father helped make LBJ president, so it makes sense.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you…

It's pretty easy to pile on now. Where were these heroes when the allegations were swirling for years?

Damnit, I already used the two enters, one leaves line.

And proud Mary keeps on burnin'.

We kept it straight.

Two posters enter, one poster leaves.

Morticia is more attractive than Lily, no doubt. But look at the two sans makeup, it's a tough call.

Allen didn't even make Runner-Up in the AVC Best Directors list.

They should run this show like a soap opera and recast characters when the actors don't fir anymore or get too old for the part. Bran is supposed to be like 8 or 9. Wright's voice is going to be bass-deep, he'll be 6 feet tall and he'll have shaggy-ass beard. Ridiculous. Recast all the children characters.

Yeah, IF they hadn't.

I imagine this playing out like the Japanese talk show in Lost in Translation, i.e. he loathes himself for pandering to idiots.

…swimming in a pond in her bloomers.

A Ghost Haunted By His Own Poor Judgment: The Jason Pierre-Paul's Finger's Story