Now I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium. A master. But I chickened out. And I blurted out the first name that came to mind.

' Robin Williams was a great comic actor, and at times he could be a very effective dramatic actor as well. Without a strong director to rein him in, however—a Peter Weir or a Gus Van Sant or a Christopher Nolan—he had a tendency to think he was projecting “deep” when he was actually turning in something uncomfortably…

My daughter…

Like in the source material?

If it weren't for women like that I'd never get laid.

Hells yeah, AH's and Sid Meier's.

I see a play-by-mail game shaping up here boys…

Pshaw. I was reading 30-page rules books to Avalon Hill wargames when I was in 5th grade.

The ability move armies effortlessly around by sea is I think the biggest weakness of the game.

Calling Seinfeld Quote Generator…

Well yes, which is why Robb should have never marched south.

I don't know how this'll pan out, but I like the idea. Risk is a great game for what it is and super adaptable. I first got when I was 10 or so, and almost immediately added navies, made an age on colonization version, added resources and industry (you had to have X & Y resources, and factories to process, them to…

Ukraine is strong.

And the latest short story by Norman Mailero, his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Forever. Forever….

You have to buy adaptation rights to the Bible? Man, Yahweh has some serious copyright representation. (Make your own God of the Jews joke here.)

It was all a dream, yadda yadda.

You're not as confused as him are you? I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Grohl.

It was supposed to be 18 FEET high, not inches. Grohl's throne was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!

They should have hit the funeral of Queen Victoria.