…figure out how to get the shuttle home safely …

I still get to be her hero though, don't I?

The Wellingtons went thru the exact same shit over The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle.

…shit.

"and Delaware—not a slave state
Yes it was.

…The Aristocrats….

Goddamnit, totally forgot Copacabana. (Don't fall in love.)

And hillbillies want to be called "Sons of the Soil," but it ain't gonna happen.

Ladies - Debra Winger Who'd Ya Do: Travolta or Gere?

[charlessage sued by American Federation of Musicians]

Anyway… we delivered the pun.

My mother hated that skit on Carol Burnett, she said it reminded he too much of her own family.

Tie A Yellow Ribbon (released convict sees his woman wants him back via tied ribbons)

And realizing they're not related by blood play out Blue Lagoon in the Grand Canyon.

Yeah… Sitcom family.

Better than pork chops and applesauce.

"The latest from director James “V For Vendetta” McTeigue is bunk of the very lowest level. "

Christ, read the books. This is the story. What happens to Sansa here happened to Jeyne Pool (even worse) in Feast. Stop wringing your hands.

Waiting for the sequel - Still Leaving Las Vegas.

He doesn't want to give the money back.