The car in which Patton had his ultimately-fatal accident is at the Patton Museum at Ft. Knox, KY. They have lots of other cool objects he owned, and Scott's Oscar. Worth a look if your in the neighborhood.

Is this the one where he's stranded on an island with a volleyball?

Craft Services has sent more bodies to the hospital than I care to count.

Where the Genesis Device at?

Will everyone get a pitchfork?

How come he was never on a bubblegum card?

Does the Kid's Choice Awards have separate categories for Best New, Established and Veteran Show About Farting? If not, I'm out.

Rover couldn't be here tonight, he's taking a poop. Accepting for Rover is James Franco.

All of the Europeans enslaved over time doesn't count?

Best Show About A Stupid, Fat, Loud-mouthed Man Married To A Beautiful, Smart, Witty, Successful Woman Who Is Way Out Of His League.

But how can I truly enjoy a work of art unless my taste is validated by an award from a college of experts?

Go back in time and give more Emmy's to Seinfeld than 3rd Fucking Rock From the Sun?

My Bedazzler projects somehow never come out looking this good.

Will the lead character be a pimp?

"win"

I'd absolutely watch a Nick Ocean's Christmas Reunion Show, played entirely straight, featuring all the jive of '70s variety shows. Comedy Gold.

Like awarded for line, demeritted for the explanation.

But I feel pretty.
So pretty.

I wrote a Mad Magazine-style spoof of R&J for my 8th grade English class project. It was a big hit with the class and totally, uh, holds up. Movie Producers - I'm waiting by the phone.

and yet sounds kinda hot.