Didn't Paul F Tompkins do this already?

Yeah but then you had to eat at Arby's.

Convert to Judaism?

Don't cut yourself on it, otherwise there will be fucKing Crimson everywhere. Ain't No One wants that.

That was Mickey Rooney.

NNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD

Something something East Baltimore

Their jet ski/machine gun budget would be through the roof.
Also IIRC the American was played by Rory Albanese, the Daily Show's EP.

Within the past five years BBC has definitely gotten more sensationalist and click-baity.

Surly Tables?

Oh, this is a joke, isn't it? Um…uh…
The Pope because he supports Vatican II?

BLAKE! WHERE'S THE BLOODY VIOLIN?!

Matt Gourley's H.R. Giger is fantastic.

That's a good song.

Don't you fucking dare besmirch Acacius of Byzantium.

I mean I want to agree with you, but a strong leader like Putin might not be such a bad thing for the world at this point, even if America/the West loses ground as a result.

And that's why Airplane/The Naked Gun is GOAT material.

I understood those words, yeah.

*laughter*

I'm a bit shy of 5 months sober right now, and I'm active in AA. And basically you're right about the higher power thing. It doesn't have to be a particular religion but it does have to be spiritual/abstract. But it's useful because A) it's free B) and it's everywhere.