The crispy pork face at Girl and the Goat is one of the best dishes I've ever had.

Haha, whoops. My bad! I don't know where "Victor" came from. Correcting now.

Gail is bae

Will keep this in mind when I write future headlines!

I find Katsuji hilarious, but he's obviously there to stir the pot. Just look at the way he nudged John to get into Gerald's head. Such a troll.

John is good TV. And some of his interviews online are fascinatingly scathing. Dude has a sharp, sharp tongue.

Would kill to see Steve smack around some lame-duck chef who didn't nurture their soufflés properly.

I almost cracked a joke about how much better Graham is as a judge than Blais ever was but forgot. Keep an eye out in future write-ups!

I promise to try and make these "appetizers" satiate like an "entree."

I would absolutely watch a cooking show starring Wilkos.

Agreed. Padma seemed so thoroughly not into him, it's crazy to me that he still ended up winning.

He records under the name Advance Base, and has one full-length LP (A Shut-In's Prayer) and a handful of EPs. They're all excellent.