I was having a hard time debating between Uli and Emilio.  Getting an African American point of view that completely read as chic but urban would have been nice.  I loved Emilio's collection.  And, Uli's was a completely divine but artsy collection that was truly runway.

Well, there was Slightly-Chubby Very-Hispanic dude (to contrast with Pretty-Chubby Maybe-Hispanic Bald dude), who was in the bottom for having a chewed up blouse, but otherwise was avoided.

What's weirder is that he was hospitalized in Royal Oak, an hours drive away.

Unless its Morrissey…then its a Godsend.

I forgot when I watched it, but I was probably 14-16 and going through Videohound's Cult Flicks and Trash Pics book, which I thought was easier to go through than Weldon's Psychotronic guides.  I think Pink Flamingoes was a little more disturbing than this ever was.

The problem with the unrated version is that it was only ever released on Pioneer's special edition, and nobody ever cleaned it up, even for that version.  I own it, and it looked like shit before high def TVs were even a thing. It looks worse now.  Maybe if they ever cleaned it up, but they said that the workprint…

Girl With a Thing In Her Hair was Miss Portland, I think.  Unless there was another bitchy girl with a thing in her hair.  HATE.

I dunno who did it worse: Sparkly Guy or Super Tall Aussie guy.  Super Tall Aussie's was really cheap looking, especially with his little accent on the shoulder thing that looked really Martha Stewart.  But, Sparkly Glasses just looked like a bunch of fabric clumped together.

I dunno who did it worse: Sparkly Guy or Super Tall Aussie guy.  Super Tall Aussie's was really cheap looking, especially with his little accent on the shoulder thing that looked really Martha Stewart.  But, Sparkly Glasses just looked like a bunch of fabric clumped together.

Heidi can't contain her delight at creating drama though.  As Sonia deftly observed above, she had the malicious look of an imp throughout.

HMG still needs his own show.  Porn preferred.

Everybody pre-judged it as imminently skippable, including most of the regular commentators around here.  Most of the designers weren't that great on their regular season.  Joanna Coles was awesome that season, and Isaac should be the replacement of Michael Kors.

If only Nina didn't have specific biases that we all can see from 10,000ft away.

@mjlogue33:disqus Psh.  Everything about it was presented as a J.J. Abrams movie.  Its sort of like saying Spielberg had nothing to do with Poltergeist.

Is it as dull as the rest of Neil Jordan's ouvre?  His name is the only reason I've stayed away from it.

Or maybe Super 8.

Cloverfield?

Oh, thank God.  Hopefully this means that's one less JJ Abrams project to be released that's not Star Wars.

I see the Chinese government is actually just being a critic.

I thought we were going to get PR  back.  NOOOOOOOOOO!!!