I liked it until its ending.  It's the first compromised ending Danny DeVito has ever done.  DeVito's direction of the film is superb, but it is all for naught considering that it is fighting Adam Resnick's script, which, at times, is not as biting as the filmmaking is…especially towards the end.  Devito's direction…

You sound like a swinger.

You sound like a swinger.

Microwave Massacre?  To the video store!

Microwave Massacre?  To the video store!

I was expecting a slasher film, and got a psychotic robot film instead.  But, it was such campy cheesy fun that it was so excusable.

I was expecting a slasher film, and got a psychotic robot film instead.  But, it was such campy cheesy fun that it was so excusable.

Handlebar Moustache Guy or HMG has been his handle (HA!) around here. And what a lovely handle he must have too.

Handlebar Moustache Guy or HMG has been his handle (HA!) around here. And what a lovely handle he must have too.

Maybe its the way Raul did the pleating and detail…but it reminded me of a Swiffer.  A giant black Swiffer top.

Maybe its the way Raul did the pleating and detail…but it reminded me of a Swiffer.  A giant black Swiffer top.

@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus I think you hit on the major problem with the top.  If a girl had D-cups, that shirt may have looked fine.  Without boobs to properly fill it, though, the little boobies flopped, and the shirt flopped independently of the wrongly-sized boobies.

@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus I think you hit on the major problem with the top.  If a girl had D-cups, that shirt may have looked fine.  Without boobs to properly fill it, though, the little boobies flopped, and the shirt flopped independently of the wrongly-sized boobies.

When I was a teen/pre-teen, I never saw anything wrong with that bra…

When I was a teen/pre-teen, I never saw anything wrong with that bra…

Would you wear the "dog collar of shame" dress that won?

Would you wear the "dog collar of shame" dress that won?

From TV By the Numbers:

From TV By the Numbers:

If you ate lunch in Melissa's dress, you'd have crumbs all up on your neck and tits until you took it off.  *shudder*