TwaughtHammer and Crucifictorious do a Battle of the Bands to decide turf disputes.

True Fact: I saw some red carpet pictures from the Battleship premiere. He was wearing glasses, and for a split second I thought he was Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

No one is anyone's bb here.

Ugh, I'm in the middle of FNL Season 2 right now, thanks for reminding me. I'm only like 5 episodes in and I'm already sick of that murder crap.

Wait, you're telling me Skid Row is an actual place?

That was pretty adorbs.

Is the baby the mother?

Leonard Piercefork.

[just straight up explodes]

Well, a foot in a mouth is a pretty funny image. Point: Perd

How long do they keep dancing at the end of Rushmore?

HOOORRRAYYYY NOW I CAN SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!

Hahaha…Fatness.

/masturbates some more

CLEVELAND ROCKS CLEVELAND ROCKS

Say "American Dad!"…GOOD!! Now, say "Bob's Burgers"….come on, say it….SAY "BOB'S BURGERS"!!…

SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI

So 30 Rock is just going to end with everyone standing in front of that statue making funny faces while the theme song plays?

how i reed?

I sincerely hope that Jon Hamm is in all 13 of those episodes. Ideally, in blackface.