Not that I don't want to see Alison Brie's exposed chest, because God knows I do, but since Gillian Jacobs was a stripper in that one movie, my clamoring for Communi-boobs is slightly satiated at this time.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER COMMUNITY STARTS AND END UP SLEEPING THROUGH THE REST OF THE EPISODE!

Is that a picture of Netflix eating that lady?

Netflix: "Duh no, people don't want doggies! They want stupid weird shit!"

I will do unspeakable things if we win. Especially since after that, it wouldn't be crazy to think we could win it all. Hopefully I would live through the inevitable city-wide orgy that would ensue.

Don't eat your cock, Kirk! I hear those come in handy in certain situations!

They wanted to cash in on the trend of generally doing really stupid things related to television programming.

ARE THE SYFY EXECUTIVES CYLONS?!

They'll be pretty modest about it.

Luckily for me, my team doesn't play until tomorrow. Unfortunately, we're playing… [gulp] Kentucky!

While I don't agree with your opinion, I also think you're a dumb idiot without a heart!

As an owner of a black lab former puppy, who is no longer alive… [runs away sobbing]

My dog wrote a Lacanian analysis of The Brothers Karamazov, but he didn't use the right margins so I had to euthanize him :(

You nerds don't wanna hear what it's like to work with Joss Whedon and be fictionally married to Alison Brie? Haha, aight…

You guys think I could bench press a Scion tC?

Damnit, I wish I could type out the effect of Brock saying "scuba".

Replace Grodin with a big butt. No wait, replace De Niro with a big butt. No no wait, just have the two of them team up with a big butt.

I'm hoping the adaptation I'm working on where Finn is a superhero called "Huck Smash!" will be better than that, at least.

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Mugglo, please!