The only way you can get me to watch this is by putting pills in my jelly beans.

I think I'm just going to pretend movies don't exist for awhile.

I guess this one was unsuccessful since the cougar market was already cornered.

She probably meant Work It. My cousin married a Workit.

"An Onion iPad app?! I can read fake news on my Apple iPad with ease now?! Well, goddamn!"

[ahem] OF COCK

I'd totally invite her to hop in my TARDIS.

Thank you!

Haha, those crazy kids and their strong desire to watch fictional kids kill other fictional kids. And their rap music.

I could write one called Southern Indianaia.
It would be a televised abomination of immense proportions.

Uh oh, am I in trouble because you find the midget I left under the sink?

"Savin' animals, suhvivin' God's wrath and repopulatin' the world!"

It's not "how come", @Barnitosupreme:disqus , but "when come".

"Dja 'ere that, Tuggah? God says 'e wants me to fill you with two of every animal! I moight just sing a song about that!"

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Arf arf doppelbegabung woof bark!

Is it okay if I declare Trapped In The Closet to be the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity?

"When God closes a door, he traps you inside the closet."

Does anybody care that I'm really Vincent Kartheiser?