[whips off glasses]

No no no, finger prints!

*corpsepaintAIDS

Damsels played at my local theater this weekend and I'm pissed I didn't get a chance to go, especially since Stillman was there to talk about it. But there were death-tornados, so, you know…

More like "The Fart-Tits".

Of cock?

I like farts that make me think.

No you are correct, that is quite silly.

What's so funny?

I'm excited to hear this. I slept on Leave Home until a couple months ago and it ended up being, I'd say, one of the most original albums I'd heard in awhile. To hear they topped it makes me want to shove this in my earhole as soon as possible.

I haven't listened to this yet, but I'll say that I feel live they've pretty much been doing the same thing for the past three records, but that I've loved it. So I predict that while I may not "love" this, I will definitely listen to it.

COOOODDDDDDYYY!!!!!

I occasionally enjoy reading the "Dogs Doing Some Stuff" sections because I think it's cute and funny when dogs are described in prose.

Well, since he's bald, having a rape wig makes more sense. You might be onto something.

Parcher is what I've been calling Thursday nights lately (Parks and Archer). I won't say I'm proud of it.

Hey man, you don't know about all the dark but somewhat endearing feelings that purple hippo has.

Paul Reiser's going to be on Parks?

Will Black try to use her as a marionette after he kills her?

And the next comedian to get a sitcom deal will be stealing his essence, bro.

And his name is an ironic misnomer, it won't be gentle…