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The Downfall of Adventuresicle
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Yes, a surrealistic journey into a suburban equestrian stable with a dark underbelly because horse and stuff.

This is horse horse equine jessica parker horse mane whinney horse clop sarah horse. Hahaha!

Sex and also, More Sex.

Don is always deep. At least to the knuckles, I'd imagine.

This comment is not about that girl's face.

Well, we can't see his other hand, therefore we cannot conclusively disprove that he is masturbating to the mannequin boobs because what's-her-name won't put out.
Also, I think you guys are missing the buried lede in this story. That dude's name is "Weiner"!

Existentialist boners are the worst. They're aware they're just going to go flaccid again, so they're all "What's the point, man?" And you're like "SEX, YOU IDIOT!"

See, the point of the poster is that taking one's clothes off is the natural response to being in the presence of Mr. Draper and it even affects mannequins.

Deani Vidi Vici! I came, I saw, I conquered…The Oscars!
I didn't initially realize he was making fun of Jolie and I thought he was just Deaning it up with that pose.

I like the part when they reminded us that movies are just like us!

Instead of an adaptation of the book Infinite Jest, someone should try to create "The Entertainment".

Haha, intercourse!

You have a really cool name.

I wondered about that. It was kind of a general statement, but you never know with the references they make. Still cool.

I was using hard as a verb.

Chill out, Gary Grade-Disputer. That's why the community grade is for.

I've heard it called that, but being from Southern Indiana, I'm sure some of the people that said were trying to hard.

I want Archer to talk to a chicken in every episode ever now.
Maybe they can make it like Deadwood, and a chicken can be Archer's decapitated Indian head.

I know what happened. Did you not get that glitter-fax I sent you?

Not with that attitude!