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The Downfall of Adventuresicle
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Robo-Dawes.

I don't want to see dongs at all!

WAA WAA WEE WHA!!! Right, brahs?

Boris. Why always Boris?

Well I never!

[ejaculates]

I think he was going to say The Artificial Fart Machine, which was highly underrated.

Guys, guys, I just noticed something.

I only got 3, but since they were Luck, Justified and Breaking Bad, I figured it was important.

This kind of feels like a reiteration of that article Todd did not too long ago. But great points nonetheless.

How much tits?

I read Books 5 and 6 of the Thebaid, because class.

I haven't seen any of this, but I found the scene in An Idiot Abroad where Karl is on the phone with Warwick talking about the dwarf village quite humorous.

Jorge!

I will concede that she is actually quite pretty in "Ed Wood". Maybe it's the black and white, takes attention off her…hooves…or something…

*snort* [clop clop clop]

If it's any consolation, it's my personal "If I Had HBO" Top Pick. And Luck is even on! What an honor!

WHY MUST YOU SAY A THING I DISAGREE WITH?!

[saddest boner]

"YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE A MOCKERY OF MY GREAT NATION AND GET AWAY WITH IT, LADEN?! YOU'RE NOT STARTING FOR REST OF THE SEASON! ALSO, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"