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The Downfall of Adventuresicle
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And "experiments" with her roommate?

That's going to be awfully awkward when they have gorgeous-people sex.

Not even one of Don's climactic speeches can convince Luck E-Strike's CEO that the hologram campaign Peggy thought of is a good idea. But it does cause one of the Femme-Bot executives to leave her Robo-husband.
Ken runs over an interns foot when driving his jetpack around the office.

I hope they get it on. With naked sexy beautiful sex.

I'm still not sure what a Skrillex does either. I think I used one in Wood Shop once, though.

You can do it! Last week at about this time, I had pumped out 5 pages about Suddenly Last Summer in about 4 hours while actively dicking around on here. The paper was shit, but at least I got to give people cancerAIDS.

You mean, "Today In Chris Brown Will Beat People Up: Rhianna will return to get beat up by Chris Brown because Chris Brown beats people up and Rhianna is one of those people"

Was it Chronic or 2001 that had Dr. Dre busy with an appointment with the sounds of him fucking. That shit was obnoxious.

"Kiss they before dies he"
That conveys a completely different message!

Like, from life?

Funny. I was going to say monkeys in tuxedos.

SPOILER ALERT: He dies before they kiss.

Go 50, you have cancer/We gon' party like, you have cancer

You Think That Every Single Thing You've Ever Known Or Imagined Stays Together? Boy, Have I Got Some Bad News For You.

Gotcha. Now what?

Netflix can suck my goddamn dick!

It happened to me last time I was at Starbucks.

What could possibly be unbearable about a midget popping out of an oven and punch dudes in the nads?

UGH! GAME GOOD! ME LIKE CAR BLOW UP! CRANK GOOD! ME LIKE STATHAM DO COCAINE! UGH!

Where's Braindead 2: Braindeader?