I am the frozen reboot of Adventure, for what it's worth

They already made a Curmudgeon movie. It was a cartoon and it made me cry.

And Dawes.

This will do well, cause you know those kids today. They love those vidjuh games!

"Why don't you just change your name, grandpa?"
"Why? He's the one who sucks."

I missed it. So did she put a crucifix in her cooch or what?

Leonard Pierce told me. Just ask him!

I don't even OWN a TV on Tuesday nights!

I bet you think that, Michael Ian Black.

[gets popcorn]
This should be good.

ZOMBIES ARE MEANT TO BRING FRIENDS TOGETHER, NOT TEAR THEM APART!!

Unforgiven - I'm a big dumb idiot for just now in my life watching this. Goddamn it's awesome.
Rear Window - Very, very good, of course. Lot's of Jimmy Stewart impressions made by myself. It also served as my weekly Hitchcock, which is apparently a thing I'm doing now. (I would have been able to do a weekly Godard…

Fap!

I'm so honored.

Your joke is better than mine because Alison Brie's naked boobs.

Was that like bizarro Eerie, Indiana?

Roseanne Barr. NBC sitcom. What do you need, a road map?

You should say that a pretty lady should come to my house and ask to be taught how to love.

Makin' whoopee.

"So what's your reason for moving?"
"The clocks keep melting, and we never know if the oven is going to be on the wall, floor or ceiling."