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The Downfall of Adventuresicle
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Hopefully, he won't forget about Hawk this time.

De Palma and Dawes wouldn't work well together. He would want to do a lot of homage, and since they are truly the manifestation of creativity and originality, Dawes doesn't do that.

Coming soon, from director Brian De Palma, High Temperature! Starring Jason Statham as Burt Temperature.

[eyes pop out of head] aaOOOOOOOOGGAAAA!!! [steam comes out of ears] [pants] [masturbates furiously] HUBBA HUBBA!

Woody never really had the follow through on that. 
Scarlett was there, but I guess he kept forgetting to put himself in the banging role.

DONDA already made this. We, as a society, just have to play the waiting game until Kanye feels we're ready for it.

Everybody will always be farting in the future. 
You're ahead of your time, my friend. An innovator.

I too have tried to put my thing down, flip it and reverse it more times than I care to admit.

Cool. I like both of them.

IS GORDON-LEVITT THE NEW FRANCO?!

"Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU!"

She kind of looks like if Alison Brie got punched in the mouth.

Hell yeah, dude deserves it. I mean, it doesn't take much to get in #3 spot in record sales nowdays, but it's the principle of the thing. Good for him.

You just dredged up the memory that one day, when I was a younger, I "mysteriously" stopped farting.

Samuel L. was in the Wu-Tang Clan, Will Smith was one of the maids in The Help and Denzel played Lem in Better Off Ted.

A Trip To The Moon: A CGI rocket ship, captained by Shia LaBeouf, CGI-ly crashes into the CGI moon. Featuring Moonsters and Channing Tatum as the Moon-face.

GAY PANIC!

"But Sensei, I still have so much more to learn"
"No, young one, I've taught you all I can. You're….you're a karate…man, now. And I….must go."
[Sensei dies]

YAAAAbabababaTAA!!!!!!!

Glad the message of Dawes is being spread through a major medium now.