Wait, if having hipster points means not liking Mike Ness then I'm just going to cash in how ever many I have now. Maybe get a nice windbreaker or something.

I feel like with some of these, you could have said, "(band) covers (song)", and we would have understood,  "Oh, that sounds terrible, it probably sucks."

Jews be observin', Hollywood be misrepresentin'

"Can We Make That Jew-Go, Please?"

"A Waiter Will Seat Jew Shortly"

Clear Eyes! Full Stomachs! Not Jews!

Or a porn movie set in Diggins!
Missouri!

HUGE ACK, MAN!

Oh, I'm going to tickle you

Well, there's just no way I can see this now, knowing that about his children!

Would he constantly mention eggs?

OF COCK

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Singing Lady Show for a special presentation of Paintball College Show!

When we actually get "the news", I'm going to be expecting something stupid like this, be completely unprepared and then have a stroke.

It will continue as long as there is a song in our hearts…

Y'all are just doing this "Community news update" shit to fuck with us at this point, aren't you?

One depicting his descent into insanity due to writing Glee, American Horror Story and 2 Broke Girls reviews week after week is currently in pre-production.

Is he related to Film Critic Hulk? Because that guy's pretty awesome.

Alright, I'll give it to that one. I like dogs, and I like helping dogs that need rescuing. And it also might have been a bit of them gaining some self-awareness on how fucking stupid that slogan is. Maybe.

That ETrade baby deserves to be slingshotted into a volcano.