*Hollyweird.

Your mom must do that a lot, that's how I met her too.

God, we're like that dumb girl who keeps falling for the douchebag guys who break our hearts. Or the girls who fall for the really nice guys who keep dying.

Britta could say she watches CBS and then everybody would stop doing that.

Haha, "onus" is almost "anus".

[food product joek]

Dads across America: "They're still making that documentary show about the office building?"

CREDIT UNIONS!

But think of how well it would do on Univision!

Esto es noticia

Expendable income?! Hahahaha

Makes sense. Everybody on the show keeps having babies. Babies are cute.

Over Christmas break, I saw that my dad watches it. By that I mean, he leaves it on even though he just fell asleep in the recliner.

Ed VanDerWood?

Que?

NBC could definitely get some major ratings if they they made a Yachter Otter spin-off series.

[waves little flag and foam finger]
GO CANCERAIDS!!

Can we get a Ship-O-Meter reading on Ron/Girl?

Oh fuck, I forgot about Yachter Otter!!

IS THAT BABOU?!