But what if they get results, dammit?

Sheeeiitt, I'm down. I'm not going to post my Twitter handle on here since it's my actual full IRL name, but I just followed you guys.

Are you saying that Catherine Keener moonlights as a brostep producer?

Drunk live tweeting movies and shows is hella-fun.
This past summer, my friends were really high and decided to watch a bunch of the Looney Tunes they had just downloaded. Me, I had down about a quarter of a fifth of Wild Turkey and had a fully charged phone, so I broadcasted damn near every thought I had. I was…

This sounds really kick ass. Especially now that there's women-ladies in it!

You're going to be all the more confused in a couple years when Fassbender dons a bushy mustache in his role as a penis-flopping Friedrich in a Nietzsche biopic

"Help, Applebaum! You gotta put me on!"

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! HACK!

These implied allegations that CBS's programming is derivative and unoriginal are most appalling and monocle-shattering indeed, Mr. O'Neal.

"I also figured out the cure for cancer! But then I forgot it. Sorry, BROTHER!"

Cat Party!

OOH, ME SO HOHHNNY! YOU DISTRACTED?!

You're telling me you couldn't see Walter White as a believeable McGyver of meth? MethGyver, as it were.

Oh…

HEY!

I'm all for general open-mindedness and accepting of artistic works that go outside the ordinary and familiar. This is especially frustrating now, as more people I know that aren't quite as into film are finally getting around to seeing Drive. My roommate said it was "made weird" to which I responded, "Oh, you mean…

This is a good idea and your logic is irrefutable.

"WAIT WAIT WAIT! WERE THOSE SHADOW PUBES?! NC-17! GOOD LUCK MAKING ANY CASH IN THE PORN THEATERS, KID!

Christ, I've read Breakfast of Champions like three times and I felt like I was creepy fanboy when I finished it that third time.

……….THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!! Stop making me want things that can absolutely in no way ever exist!