When are they going to get to the Hold Steady factory?!

Carla Gugino is a pretty lady.

I heard you weren't really Shakespeare!

He will if they're veggie dicks

I still can't believe that this fucker is the guy that was in From First To Last. It's like he won't leave me the hell alone with his shitty music that everyone around me seems to like.

I wish I had an embarrassment of bitches.

Yup.

He's developing shit beyond your wildest dreams!

I heard Tony Hawk kept bugging him about whether DONDA was going to make skateboards or not.

I've come to learn to ignore it, or else make fun of it on Twitter. 
And usually the commercials will include Ted Danson and Tom Selleck, and I can't get mad at those guys.

But what about us Pulp fans who are poor and live in the midwest? The common people, as it were…

Aww naw, hell naw

Yeah, pretty awesome scene. The whole walking out to the car and back in thing amazed me even as a young, less educated film viewer.

Welcome to Obama's America, Kirk.

That's incredibly accurate. As a life-long citizen of Indiana, I have yet to meet a local menopausal woman who didn't look like that.

If we're going Cannibal Corpse, it's gotta be I Cum Blood.

Wish I would have remembered Mad Max was playing that night. I even saw something about it on Facebook while I was at a get-together and started drunkenly yelling angrily about how I forgot. But christ, I don't think my poor 17 year old Camry could have made it there anyway.

I watched A Woman Is A Woman and holy shit, I want to watch all the Godard ever. Someone tell me another Godard movie to watch next because I want to watch more Godard. GODARD!
Watched the first disc of Justified Season 1 and I am quite hooked. Hoping to be able to catch up with the series and be able to watch it live…

Good, because O'Neal-Tron is solar-powered and he needs to be fully charged so he can make me laff and laff this afternoon.

FRAN-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK TICK-TICK-TICK-TOCK.