Did Steven Tyler perform extremely wacky hijinks and goofy antics aboard a boat like the commercials promised? 
DANGER ZONE!

I was born in 1990 and no, it's not.

And the beef?

A li'l bit

James Franco.

I forgot what it's name is, but I'm pretty sure it's like hockey with your feet.

I could hear Steven Tyler from my room. Thankfully, I then couldn't, because my roommate turned it down. I think everyone in America turned it down.

RAW BLOW!

We would live in a pretty cruel world if Scotts weren't able to marry their bonnie lasses.

No. The Christmas Shoes is untouchable.

ALMA GARRETT!!!!!

Cleese said that Whitney Cummings was "very funny" the other day on Twitter. I did not know how to react to that.

I hear that a lot of vagina owners like this show.

Molly Parker looks pretty terrified by the fact that she's on this show.

You clearly haven't seen the porn sequel, An American Tail: Fievel Goes Down. It's incredibly disturbing.

Somewhere out there, Tim Burton just lost his boner.

Guys, come on. Everyone knows he owns in Running Canyons.

Happy Ending?!

"Sir, the other guests are asking that you turn down the Slayer, please. They're trying to relax."

I MISS HIM SOOOO MUCH! [sobs]