It's fun to scroll down on the page because it looks like Smaller Doctor Douche is going up on an elevator or something and he's just like, "Sup, Bigger Doctor Douche? Can't stay to talk, gotta do some laps with my absurd looking feet, which are essentially flippers."

A screaming bitch comes across the sky.

I bet he said "of cock."

That's The Rub. [to the tune of That's My Bitch]

At my high school, all tables were definitely tables.

clean Kat's litterbox?

I was, honest to god, reading this article late last night: 
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Oh god, you're right.

This is especially awesome to me, because I just last night finished Blood Meridian!

I think my favorite might be the episode where they interview a bunch of Gilligan's Island cast, if only for the line, "Do you think kids named Mobley are secretly planning crimes against the world?"

"I don't know, honey. He's your weird friend."

OH MY GOD AN EPISODE OF SPACE GHOST YES FUCK YES

I'm gonna knock you out!

What a punk ass witch!

I wish we would switch to the gyro here in America.

So everyone in Liverpool really does talk like Alex Delarge then.

I know I need to stop caring about this shit too much, but Take Care placing above Undun, on a list as exhaustively compiled as this, makes me want to punch things.

Don't worry, guys. Wackypedia, Rickypedia, Stickypedia, Mickeypedia, Brickipedia and Chickipedia are working just fine.

I just e.e. came.

I was worried they'd join in and I would actually get my paper done. Thank god for small miracles!