Mine was Suddenly Last Summer because I have a paper to do. It didn't tell me shit about what I needed. God damn it!

I did something similar, but I accidentally looked up Fred Hunter.

That's the worst name I've ever heard. Also, I heard he's captain of the stick team.

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Elvis is cool. This album has songs by Elvis on it. If you play this album you can hear the songs. You should do that.

Sorry, but if you're going to get me to go, I need a keynote address by at least 7 Bruce Springsteens.

We all already do, don't we?

A book!

The Island was Alcatraz the whole time!

That's just…uhh…

Are you saying that it will involve the stats-based trade and drafting of hyper intelligent apes in France at late night hours? Sounds racist…

You're right, Quentin. The Hangover Part II was "a good moviefilm".

Blimey, guv'na! I'll give ya a few quid to never sing that again, I will!

And Fat Wreck Chords?

I hope to ignore new Twilight movies, a TV series - whatever they can get.

We, for one, welcome our new Twilight overlords, and here's why you should too.

Rosie Larsen never actually died because she can't because she's a werezombpire or something!

ELLIPSESAIDS!

Does she ever ask anyone to take baths with her?

I can see people liking it more from a visual/directing aspect, but Rushmore/Max Fischer is the best story/character Anderson has ever written.