I'm willing to give it a shot, because Fringe started out as an X-Files rip-off procedural and then got kick ass. I'd rather not wait a season and a half again, but I'm not going to totally write it off.

"Fox: Shut Up, Nerds. We Want Money."

I want Snorkjuice.

Yep, trick question.

I have the weirdest boner.

Those clowns on Wall Street are all like [FARTS]

I forgot to forget to forget to forget. Or as I like to say, "I fourgot."

Because haha the Mexican boob lady doesn't understand America haha!

I'm waiting until they release the iRob 2, so iRobs will be cheaper, to get my iRob.

You mean GolDEAN Globe winner Jim Rash?

He's saying that Sean is surely hungover. As the good Reverend Doctor would have wanted it.

Can you guess which one of them I want to pet until their leg starts kicking uncontrollably?

He said that yo mama was so fat that…and then bleeped for about two seconds.

The Golden Globes were tame, stupid and disappointing?

I went H.A.M. on Blood Meridian this weekend. Read at least half of it and only 3 chapters left. Next up is Gravity's Rainbow, I believe.

Having lots of sex?!

Come at the Todd, you best not miss.

GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED TO APPRECIATE THE RIGHT ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY BRUNETTE TELEVISION ACTRESSES!

[helps @TheFarmerInTheDell:disqus beat Hardwick up]
[double-crosses, beats up Farmer]
[walks off towards sunset carrying Brie]

Clicked this for the Brie.