What's his stance on Dawes?

"Born In The USA (In A Simpler Time When We Didn't Have The Space Phones And The Facenet)"

That's true. Many of my acquaintances don't even realize my ear is actually bald.

That's a weird thing to be able to see.

"Earwitness" was probably Springsteen wearing Groucho glasses.

You gotta be assertive!

[vomits]

This looks like the most Wes Anderson-y thing Wes Anderson has ever filmed.

Sup?

I assume Louie wasn't nominated because since he does everything else, his directing is cancelled out.

Play the hits? But that's not what they do!

Can we go to Horseville, though?

As a keyboard fetishist, I probably won't be able to complete this sentence withapojsdijozkdl;w

I'll have to dispute you there, as I distinctly remember them being described as "monkey-fighting snakes".

Clanging chimes of Penny Can!

People would get confused. They'd be like, "Why is Chelsea feeding an apple to Whitney?" and "Why is the pet horse talking its vagina?"

Are you Chelsea, vodka? It's me, there. 

Are you fo' real?

Has Todd gone from using the third person to using the royal "we"?

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