Aaallll I can say is that my life is pretty Bane/I like to watch the pprphmrph grgaphmarff

Christ, your mom never shuts up, does she?

Full of wieners, I hear.

"More like, Lawrence of My Labia!!"
"You're so desperate, housewife friend!"

You can win them if you find the bag of meth with the prize code inside!

I tend to ignore ejaculating dicks that aren't my own. 

EL GOOGLE ES MI HERMANO!!

I was too busy jerking off.

Bro, I just got up.

I had breadsticks! But those were kind of breakfast. 
Unless the glass of water and allergy pill were my breakfast.

It's a good soundtrack for making woopie at the neutral milk hotel.

Vinyl is great for jazz. My jazz collection is small but they all sound great. Sketches of Spain isn't the toppest tier Miles Davis album in my opinion, but I play my vinyl copy (only Miles on vinyl I have) all the time. And don't even get me started on A Love Supreme, because I'm pretty sure I had some sort…

Fuck, his Dirty Diana cover is really good.

Is this the one with the pretty ladies, or the pregnant one?

She can hide at my place.

Da-doy!

While I'm thinking about it, I read a Dan Harmon tweet not too long ago that said Michael Ironsides was going to guest star on Community whenever it comes back.

Lana
Lana!
LLLAAANNNAAA
WHAT?!
We're in freaking space!!

Leonard Pierce voted for Taft in 1900

Hopefully I will take take a break from my punkroutine and see them on a summerholiday.