Oh my god, you just described my life. Except the people I work with watch mostly reality tv. Just once I'd like to have a discussion at work about Community instead of American Idol.

Imaginary opera gloves. Wait, what are we doing?

"No."

I'd like to say that this was the creepiest thing I've read today, but somehow… not even close.

Yeah, I was having problems with the kangaroo plot. It seemed almost too weird, even for a show as surreal as this one.

I'm sitting here watching X-Files reruns, with a glass of wine, yelling at the TV.
I'm Dallas, except with less animal print.

That sounds like a good prediction, but there will probably be a car crash in there somewhere too.

If I were lgbt, I would've been in HR months ago. Since it's the entire office, including my superior, I find it best to just keep my mouth shut and count the days until I go back to school in August.

I'm with you on staying here and protesting. I'm so disappointed in this state, but we will fix it eventually.
My coworkers started gay-bashing early this morning, so I went in my office and have now been in here on the AV Club for the past hour because y'all make me feel better.

I think part of the reason it had such a huge margin was that young people in urban areas didn't believe it would ever pass and didn't vote. If you never leave the cities here, it's easy to forget how backwards our rural areas can be.

I thought it was weird that they spent so much time making her a sympathetic character and dropped her so early, so I was almost glad when I saw her in the "next week on…"

Yeah, I don't like those either, so it's good I live in a town where the tallest building is three stories tall.

I was always irrationally afraid of escalators before this, but I don't think I'm ever getting on one again.