Exactly!

The best was that he waited until Jeff had already eaten a bunch of it. It was not just a piss ass food reward, it was a half-eaten piss ass food reward.

I love that the highlight reel for Wes' boot episode was him leaping off of the perch for food, audibly sucking on chicken wings, chronicling his competitive eating experience, and fanboying out about Jeff on Two and a Half Men.

Yes.

But, on the other hand, she forgot to pack a penis.

Should have been the episode title.

The fun of one twin being a first boot and the other winning would singlehandedly make this a much more interesting season.

I believe that Fischbach said that Reed and Baylor were the captains.

Except that she didn't misplace the keys. Nora locked them up in her little latching box. Anyone who has had a kid Nora's age has gone through some form of "small child makes keys disappear" so it didn't make Amber seem like a klutz to me at all.

Josh will. Jeremy easily could be taken out by Natalie or Missy when the time is right, I don't see either of them sitting back and just letting him win.

I agree. No pitch would have worked. Julie wanted to be with her boyfriend, that was why she had to quit before her jury sequester. Missy tried the "one more day" and after that would have had the "you're not going to see him anyway" argument to make, but no dice because Julie is the worst.

We should all credit you when we write it.

Or Natalie wins. Thus the lack of a clear winners edit.

The problem is not recruits, there have been fantastic players who were recruits. Cook Islands was full of them. The problem is stunt casting. Probst knew Julie had a high probability of quitting (per today's EW interview) and they cast her anyway because they just HAD to have John Rocker. That's why Probst wasn't…

That one would be for Advanced Survivor Preparation.

Race Wars, Micronesia and One World (for the perfect game element.)

I'm giving Natalie the credit. I can't stand Baylor.

There is a bonus clip where Natalie talks about it. They got a fire going, hid their clothes somewhere dry, slept in their bathing suits while it rained hard, and changed into dry clothes once it was just drizzle.

TAR is nothing strategically compared to Survivor. But there are often alliances among teams and teams sometimes help one another outside of formal alliances. Every team ends up needing some kind of help or luck at some point. Teams that are total dicks don't get help from other teams and are targets for Uturns (spots…

Tonight was the first time I got a Boston Rob "how do I always end up on the dodo tribe?" vibe from the Jeremy confessionals.