My kids would make me fast forward to the Elmo part.

You would get used to it. I only get to use my own phone when I'm at work.

Good luck Googling Billy Bragg now.

I enjoyed this list of grievances against the Post Office, movie theater patrons, and 14 year old girls at the Sheep and Wool Festival. I missed the part about the onion on her belt, though.

These are my sons X-Box and Masturbate, and my daughter Emotional Manipulation.

Like "Ramsey County Sheriff's Department"

Even though she apparently looks like she's 150 years old?

I don't know, at least she didn't have to WATCH somebody do that.

I think she's calling Hans and Anna "Hana", like "Kimye"

AV Club should not tease you like that.

They coitus.

It doesn't really matter what name you choose, John Travolta will pronounce it the way he wants.

Is that really her name? I've seen that movie a hundred times and I thought it was "Anna"

Hahaha, now I get it. It took awhile.

Your parents were people, right?

If it results in a bunch of baby Olafs I'm all for it as well.

Dr. Spaceman pronounced his injuries "disgusting".

Did L. Lane like it, or hate it?

His twitter is pretty funny.

This movie will make you cry like a big dumb homo.