Guys, can you lighten up a little?

How did Richie die?

I heard some banks are using the federal bailout money to diversify into the sex slave industry.

How about that Metallica album that was completely black on the cover? I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

What's Frank Langella's theme music?

Cult, religion, religion, cult - so we get bored somewhere else every Sunday.