What
makes you think that guys like Chris would even be remotely
interested in guys like darren? I mean, why would someone like this
(http://imageshack.us/a/img6…
be interested in a short, pudgy, balding, ab-less, yellow-teethed
hobbit like this
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/…
, when he could easily get a tall, attractive guy…